we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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