it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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