Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
