i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Actions speak louder than pants.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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