Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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