her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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