Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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