Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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