someone get that fucking seahorse.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.