we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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