I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you have to choose: penises or morals?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
All I want is dick and wine.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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