I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
