In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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