Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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