Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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