elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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