it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
