I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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