Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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