remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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