WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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