It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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