Just fell off a train. Bad.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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