quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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