In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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