Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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