so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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