Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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