shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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