I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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