You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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