i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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