Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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