Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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