I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
