D3 body, D1 cock
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
she pinky promised me she was 18
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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