It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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