there was a trapeze. enough said
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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