let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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