i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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