I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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