would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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