I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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