i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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