I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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