ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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