Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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