so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize