btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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