We're like a lot better than the average bears
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i think my cat just said my name.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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