shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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