She said her name was "party"
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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