I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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