For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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