Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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