apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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